Done-for-you · you own it, we scale it

A live peptide operation.
Built and scaled in 14 days.

We hand over your entire research-peptide business — vendor, high-risk processor, COA, LLC & banking, storefront — then do what no build shop does: we run the ads and scale it.

Scaled across MetaGoogleTikTokShopifyOmnisend $100M+ managed · 5.7x avg ROAS
01 / What you get — every piece

The full operation, installed.

Every deliverable below is included — no upsells, no bolt-ons. The same infrastructure behind real, scaled peptide stores, handed over in your name.

The buildInfrastructure we install
01
High-converting storefront
Mobile-first store — age gate, COA product pages, subscription checkout, server-side CAPI tracking — wired to convert from the first click.
Included
02
Warm GMP vendor introduction
Direct intro to a pre-vetted GMP manufacturer — third-party purity COAs on every batch, negotiated operator pricing.
Included
03
High-risk processor stack
The hardest piece, solved: card + ACH + Apple Pay through a compliant high-risk gateway, structured redundant for zero-termination risk.
Included
04
Entity, EIN & banking
WY LLC formation, EIN, and a Mercury business banking intro — structured for underwriter approval from day one.
Included
05
COA & compliance pack
Customized Certificate-of-Analysis pages, Research-Use-Only framing, and the compliant disclaimers the category requires — the legal spine, done right.
Included
06
The growth engine — we scale it
This is what nobody else hands you. Meta, Google & TikTok ads managed and scaled by senior strategists + our AI agents — the $100M+ / 5.7x engine, pointed at your store.
Our edge
01.5 / The part nobody else does

They hand you the keys.
We floor it.

A live store is the starting line — not the finish. The same $100M+ growth engine behind our agency clients gets pointed at your store: Meta, Google & TikTok, optimized 24/7 by senior strategists and AI agents.

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02 / Before you apply

Everyone hands you a store. We hand you a store that grows.

Every "done-for-you" shop gets this part wrong — they build it and vanish. We're an ad agency first.

What Launch Media is

A live peptide operation — built and scaled.

  • A complete, live e-commerce operation — owned 100% by you
  • LLC, domain, bank, vendor & processor — all in your name
  • Then we run the Meta / Google / TikTok growth engine
  • AI agents optimizing spend 24/7, day and night
What it is not

A course. A PDF. A build-and-bounce drop.

  • Not a course, Telegram group, or checklist you run alone
  • Not a store dropped on your doorstep, then radio silence
  • Not "figure out the ads yourself" — that's the part we own
  • Not a get-rich-quick scheme — it's real infrastructure, scaled
03 / Built legit, from day one

How we keep it compliant.

Peptides aren't prescriptions — legitimacy comes from sourcing, certification, and framing done right. We handle every layer.

The compliance spineDone for you
01
COA on every batch
Third-party Certificate of Analysis verifying purity & identity — published on every product page. The "certified" part, real.
Handled
02
Research-Use-Only framing
Correct "RUO · not for human consumption" labeling and disclaimers, exactly the way the category requires.
Handled
03
GMP-grade sourcing
Product comes from a vetted good-manufacturing-practice supplier — not a random reseller off a forum.
Handled
04
Compliant payment rails
A high-risk merchant stack built to stay approved — so your revenue never freezes overnight.
Handled
04 / The 14-day build

Zero to live & selling.

Days 1–3

Foundation

WY LLC, EIN & banking, vendor intro, processor applications sent.

Days 4–8

Build

Storefront built & branded, COA pages, CAPI tracking wired, first SKU sourced.

Days 9–12

Go live

Processor approved, compliance pack live, first test transaction end-to-end.

Day 14 →

Scale

Ads launch across Meta, Google & TikTok — the growth engine takes over.

05 / The guarantee
Live in 14 days — or we keep working, free, until it is.

If your store isn't built, processor-approved, and ready to sell within 14 business days, we keep going at no extra cost until it is. A service guarantee, not a refund game — because we don't miss.

06 / Start

Build it. Then watch us scale it.

By application — we take on a limited number of operations at a time so every one gets the team's full attention.